What to do with a dead pigeon?
31 August 2013 23:12:40
Okay, there is a certain logic to this. Birds are living creatures; they fly around in the sky; at some point, they die. So if they die whilst flying around, presumably they fall to the ground. Mind you, considering there are so many birds and my forty odd years, I would have expected to have seen at least one bird fall dead from the sky, similar to a kamikaze pilot prior to impact. Maybe they don't die whilst flying???
Regardless, upon death and falling to the ground, there are several landing places. For example, in a field, where no-one notices and no-one cares. Or on the road, where people notice but no-one cares; in fact, some people take pleasure from driving over the deceased birds. Or in a garden, or, being very specific about it, in a container, in the front garden, only a few feet from the front door. Clearly, their remains are noticed; clearly the gardener cares, if for no other reason than the fact that several plants in the container have been damaged by the impact.
So the question remains - what to do with a dead pigeon? Immediately digging a grave can be ruled out because the borders are full and to go digging would mean climbing over some lovely plants at the front to reach the back, as a potential burial site, causing damage to the lovely plants as you go.
The remaining options are (i) black bin which goes to land-fill; collected every week? Or (ii) brown bin which goes to make compost; collected every two weeks? If we go with the brown bin option, then the next question is will the odur be too overpowering during those two weeks?
Any ideas anyone?
Sorry I can't put up any photos - a problem with jpeg images.